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"I know I'm old, but I'm crazy about you," stated Mr. Moneybags. "When I
go I'll leave all my fortune to you if you'll have me."
"Have you any bad habits?" asked Miss Goldielocks, thoughtfully.
"Only that I walk in my sleep, if you could call that a bad habit."
"You dear old thing. Of course I'll marry you. And we'll have our
honeymoon on the top floor of some tall hotel, won't we?"
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OFF
There was a distinct air of chastened resignation about him, as he
penned the following note:
"Dear Miss Brown,--I return herewith your kind note in which you accept
my offer of marriage. I would draw your attention to the fact that it
begins 'Dear George.' I do not know who George is, but my name, as you
will remember, is Thomas."
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