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Pure Carelessness
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It was visiting day at the prison and the uplifters were on deck.
"My good man," said one kindly lady, "I hope that since you have come
here you have had time for meditation and have decided to correct your
faults."
"I have that, mum," replied the prisoner in heartfelt tones. "Believe
me, the next job I pull, this baby wears gloves."
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