Legislators

Joke Topics Home

Thomas B. Reed was one of the Legislative Committee sent to inspect an
insane asylum. There was a dance on the night the committee spent in the
investigation, and Mr. Reed took for a partner one of the fair
unfortunates to whom he was introduced.

"I don't remember having seen you here before," said she; "how long have
you been in the asylum?"

"Oh, I only came down yesterday," said the gentleman, "as one of the
Legislative Committee."

"Of course," returned the lady; "how stupid I am! However, I knew you
were an inmate or a member of the Legislature the moment I looked at
you. But how was I to know? It is so difficult to know which."

Next: LIARS
Previous: LEAP YEAR

Report
Privacy

SHARE

BOOKMARK

Viewed 1166

Random Joke Topics

Beauty, Personal
Real Estate Agents
Boomerangs
Protestants
Prodigals
Wind
Negroes
Shopping
Flattery
Alibi
Pins
Wasps
Agriculture
Church Attendance
Skyscrapers
Tramps
Public Service Corporations
Fountain Pens
Kentucky
Neatness
Clubs
Remedies
Honesty
Good Fellowship
Measuring Instruments