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DiscretionStories Jokes HomeThe kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper. With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken. The puzzled observer questioned the lad: "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?" The answer was explicit: "Dasn't! 'Tain't mine." Next: Divorce Previous: Discipline
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