VIEW THE MOBILE VERSION of www.freejokes.ca Informational Site Network Informational
Privacy
  Home Stories Jokes Joke Topics Jokes Riddles Anecdotes Irish Humour Jests Canadian Humour Puns Animal Anecdotes Free Jokes Humour Scenes


Most Viewed

After Dinner Speeches
Liars
Thin People
Employers And Employees
Courage
Faith
Forgetfulness
Guests
Honesty
Coffee


Least Viewed

Chicago
Minorities
Subways
Marks(wo)manship
Mathematics
Rehearsals
Fountain Pens
Constancy
Dressmakers
Ocean




Haste

Joke Topics Home






The ferry-dock was crowded with weary home-goers when through the crowd
rushed a man--hot, excited, laden to the chin with bundles of every
shape and size. He sprinted down the pier, his eyes fixed on a ferryboat
only two or three feet out from the pier. He paused but an instant on
the string-piece, and then, cheered on by the amused crowd, he made a
flying leap across the intervening stretch of water and landed safely on
the deck. A fat man happened to be standing on the exact spot on which
he struck, and they both went down with a resounding crash. When the
arriving man had somewhat recovered his breath he apologized to the fat
man. "I hope I didn't hurt you," he said. "I am sorry. But, anyway I
caught the boat!"

"But you idiot," said the fat man, "the boat was coming in!"





Next: HEALTH RESORTS

Previous: HASH



Add to del.icio.us Add to Reddit Add to Digg Add to Del.icio.us Add to Google Add to Twitter Add to Stumble Upon
Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
SHAREADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 2507





Random Joke Topics

Clergy
Escapes
Play
Philosophy
Campaigns
Bible Interpretation
Gratitude
Religions
Regrets
Aviation
Fire Departments
Disposition
Beetles
Only $4.oo
Labor And Laboring Classes
Baccalaureate Sermons
Honesty
Patriotism
Pensions
Burglars
Faithfulness
Welcomes
Dachshunds
Swimmers
Excuses