HABIT


Among the new class which came to the second-grade teacher, a young

timid girl, was one Tommy, who for naughty deeds had been many times

spanked by his first-grade teacher. "Send him to me any time when you

want him spanked," suggested the latter; "I can manage him."



One morning, about a week after this conversation, Tommy appeared at the

first-grade teacher's door. She dropped her work, seized him by the arm,
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duty.



When she had finished she said: "Well, Tommy, what have you to say?"



"Please, Miss, my teacher wants the scissors."





In reward of faithful political service an ambitious saloon keeper was

appointed police magistrate.



"What's the charge ag'in this man?" he inquired when the first case was

called.



"Drunk, yer honor," said the policeman.



The newly made magistrate frowned upon the trembling defendant.



"Guilty, or not guilty?" he demanded.



"Sure, sir," faltered the accused, "I never drink a drop."



"Have a cigar, then," urged his honor persuasively, as he absently

polished the top of the judicial desk with his pocket handkerchief.





"We had a fine sunrise this morning," said one New Yorker to another.

"Did you see it?"



"Sunrise?" said the second man. "Why, I'm always in bed before sunrise."





A traveling man who was a cigarette smoker reached town on an early

train. He wanted a smoke, but none of the stores were open. Near the

station he saw a newsboy smoking, and approached him with:



"Say, son, got another cigarette?"



"No, sir," said the boy, "but I've got the makings."



"All right," the traveling man said. "But I can't roll 'em very well.

Will you fix one for me?"



The boy did.



"Don't believe I've got a match," said the man, after a search through

his pockets.



The boy handed him a match. "Say, Captain," he said "you ain't got

anything but the habit, have you?"





Habit with him was all the test of truth;

"It must be right: I've done it from my youth."



--_Crabbe_.



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