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The Lord gives our relatives,
Thank God we can choose our friends.


"Father."

"Well, what is it?"

"It says here, 'A man is known by the company he keeps.'
Is that so, Father?"

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Well, Father, if a good man keeps company with a bad
man, is the good man bad because he keeps company with the
bad man, and is the bad man good because he keeps company
with the good man?"--_Punch_.


Here's champagne to our real friends.
And real pain to our sham friends.


It's better to make friends fast
Than to make fast friends.


Some friends are a habit--some a luxury.


A friend is one who overlooks your virtues and appreciates your faults.





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