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The Ladies' Aid ladies were talking about a conversation they had
overheard before the meeting, between a man and his wife.
"They must have been to the Zoo," said Mrs. A., "because I heard her
mention 'a trained deer.'"
"Goodness me!" laughed Mrs. B. "What queer hearing you must have! They
were talking about going away, and she said, 'Find out about the train,
"Well did anybody ever?" exclaimed Mrs. C. "I am sure they were talking
about musicians, for she said 'a trained ear,' as distinctly as could
The discussion began to warm up, and in the midst of it the lady herself
appeared. They carried their case to her promptly, and asked for a
"Well, well, you do beat all!" she exclaimed, after hearing each one.
"I'd been out to the country overnight, and was asking my husband if it
rained here last night."
After which the three disputants retired, abashed and in silence.--_W.J.
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