Most Viewed

After Dinner Speeches
Liars
Thin People
Employers And Employees
Courage
Forgetfulness
Faith
Guests
Honesty
Coffee


Least Viewed

Surprise
Fountain Pens
West, The
Minorities
Synonyms
Attention
Chicago
Mathematics
Mollycoddles
Republican Party




Hearing

Joke Topics Home




The Ladies' Aid ladies were talking about a conversation they had
overheard before the meeting, between a man and his wife.

"They must have been to the Zoo," said Mrs. A., "because I heard her
mention 'a trained deer.'"

"Goodness me!" laughed Mrs. B. "What queer hearing you must have! They
were talking about going away, and she said, 'Find out about the train,
dear.'"

"Well did anybody ever?" exclaimed Mrs. C. "I am sure they were talking
about musicians, for she said 'a trained ear,' as distinctly as could
be."

The discussion began to warm up, and in the midst of it the lady herself
appeared. They carried their case to her promptly, and asked for a
settlement.

"Well, well, you do beat all!" she exclaimed, after hearing each one.
"I'd been out to the country overnight, and was asking my husband if it
rained here last night."

After which the three disputants retired, abashed and in silence.--_W.J.
Lampton_.





Next: HEAVEN

Previous: HEALTH RESORTS



Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
ADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 2857





Random Joke Topics

Reconciliations
Taft, William Howard
Versatility
Senators
Optimism
Chronology
Cost Of Living
Congressmen
Army Rations
Anniversaries
Musicians
Heaven
Boston
Roosevelt, Theodore
Sin
Warnings
Meekness
Work
Brides
Camping
Cookery
Wives
Carpenters
Opportunity
Passwords