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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




--I met a deaf and dumb man to-day who had every joint of his fingers broken

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--I met a deaf and dumb man to-day who had every joint of his

fingers broken.



--That is terrible, how did it happen?



--Well, he used to crack jokes on his fingers.











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Why Are You Sad Bill
Can You Swim Little Boy
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All Named Samuel
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Mr
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause When Mr
The Landlord Came To Mrs
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest