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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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--I met a deaf and dumb man to-day who had every joint of his
fingers broken
Puns Home
--I met a deaf and dumb man to-day who had every joint of his
fingers broken.
--That is terrible, how did it happen?
--Well, he used to crack jokes on his fingers.
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I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Cohen Left The Ball-game
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away
All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
Mr
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A
Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
Bill Had A Billboard
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To
Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without
Reflecting
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
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