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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




A boil in the pot is worth two on the neck

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Why So Glum Blumly
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
That Man Has Had Five Wives
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
Why The Bare Idea
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down There With The Itch
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Where Are You Working Now
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes