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A farmer once called his cow Zephyr She seemed such an amiable hephyr

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A farmer once called his cow "Zephyr,"

She seemed such an amiable hephyr.

When the farmer drew near,

She kicked off his ear,

And now the old farmer's much dephyr.











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