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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




A farmer once called his cow Zephyr She seemed such an amiable hephyr

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A farmer once called his cow "Zephyr,"

She seemed such an amiable hephyr.

When the farmer drew near,

She kicked off his ear,

And now the old farmer's much dephyr.











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What Is Love
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
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Are You An Amateur Photographer
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Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
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Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
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Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten Dollars
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Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
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First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day