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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




--I want to be an angel

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--"I want to be an angel."



--"Just wait till you've backed one or two 'stars,' and you'll

change that tune my boy."











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Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
Love They Say Is Blind
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
What Is Love
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
And So Prof
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself