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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




--I want to be an angel

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--"I want to be an angel."



--"Just wait till you've backed one or two 'stars,' and you'll

change that tune my boy."











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Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A Harness For A Flea
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause When Mr
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
After All You Know Said Mr
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies