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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Puns Home
--"I want to be an angel."
--"Just wait till you've backed one or two 'stars,' and you'll
change that tune my boy."
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Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On
Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Tom--what's That
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New
York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
She--are You Fond Of Tea
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
What's The Matter Here
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He
Meets Short-sighted
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish
Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To
Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
How Is Your House Heated
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of
Men's Clothes
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting
On His Hat And Coat
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted
Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
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