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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




--I want to be an angel

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--"I want to be an angel."



--"Just wait till you've backed one or two 'stars,' and you'll

change that tune my boy."











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I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
When Was Money First Invented
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
Pressed For Work--cider
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Scene--cabstand
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
He Used To Send Her Roses; He Sent Them Every Hour But Now They're Married And He Sends Her Home A Cauliflower