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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




He's a professional grafter

Puns Home







"He's a professional grafter."



"Who?"



"The nurseryman."











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What's The Matter With Smith
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
You Were Thrown Out
Where Are You Working Now
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
Curious Isn't It
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
What's The Matter Here
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
After All You Know Said Mr
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
So Maude Is Happily Married
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say: The Saw's More Sad Than Witty The Public Gathers 'round To Play The Trust Controls The Kitty
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
He Who Courts And Goes Away May Court Again Another Day; But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still May Go To Court Against His Will
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg