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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




He's a professional grafter

Puns Home







"He's a professional grafter."



"Who?"



"The nurseryman."











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Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
Knock And The World Knocks With You
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm; To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet