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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




HE--Did you ever see anything at so-called bargain sales that was really cheap

Puns Home









HE--Did you ever see anything at so-called bargain sales that was

really cheap?



SHE--Yes; the look on the man's face who accompanied his wife to

one of them.











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A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
Do You Believe In Luck
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
--i Want To Be An Angel
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew Upon The Purple Hills For I Am Worried Far Too Much By Falling Due Of Bills
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
Why So Glum Blumly
Are Your Folks Well To Do
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same