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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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HE--Did you ever see anything at so-called bargain sales that was
really cheap
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HE--Did you ever see anything at so-called bargain sales that was
really cheap?
SHE--Yes; the look on the man's face who accompanied his wife to
one of them.
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We witness every day;
Behold the corset-and you'll see
The whale-bone comes to STAY
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The Landlord Came To Mrs
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold
Rooms
Why So Glum Blumly
He Used To Send Her Roses;
He Sent Them Every Hour
But Now They're Married And He Sends
Her Home A Cauliflower
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A
Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight
On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To
Succeed Without Pluck
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked
The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The
First Thing In The Morning
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say:
Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her
Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical
Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
When Was Money First Invented
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill;
He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will;
Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through
You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
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