What kind of essence does a young man like when he pops the question
What kind of essence does a young man like when he pops the question? Acquiescence. ... What kind of hen lays the longest
"What kind of hen lays the longest?" "What kind?" "A dead hen." ... What makes so much froth in a glass of beer pa
"What makes so much froth in a glass of beer, pa?" "The barkeep, my son." ... What makes your sister so stout now she used to be very thin
"What makes your sister so stout now, she used to be very thin?" "She's working down in a photographer's." "Why, how does that make any difference?" "Well, she's in the developing room most of the time." ... What man in the army wore the biggest hat
"What man in the army wore the biggest hat?" "The one with the biggest head, of course." ... What must a man be that he shall be buried with military honors
"What must a man be that he shall be buried with military honors?" "He must be a captain." "Then I lose the bet." "What did you bet?" "I bet he must be dead." ... What relation is a door-step to a door-mat
"What relation is a door-step to a door-mat?" "What relation?" "A step-farther." ... What sort of labor is best paid in this country
"What sort of labor is best paid in this country?" asked the English tourist. "Field labor," answered the native American. "Is that a fact?" queried the Englishman, who was inclined to be a bit skeptical. "Sure," replied the other. "You ou... What was the subject of your debate this evening
"What was the subject of your debate this evening?" "Whisky." "Was it well discussed?" "Yes, most of the members were full of the subject." ... What's the matter here
"What's the matter here?" "Man broke his neck." "What story did he fall from?" "Didn't fall--tried to see the top of the building." ... What's the matter here
"What's the matter here?" asked a stranger of a small boy, as he noticed a large wedding party coming out of a church on Fifth avenue. "Nawthin' but the tied goin' out." ... What's the matter John
"What's the matter, John? You look kind o' weather-beaten this morning." "That's exactly what I am. I bet five dollars it would rain yesterday, and it didn't!" ... What's the matter with Smith
"What's the matter with Smith?" "Why?" "He goes along as abstractedly as though he were drunk and were seeing double." "He is. They have twins at his home." ... When a couple are about to elope the young man asks
When a couple are about to elope the young man asks, "Does your mother know your route?" ... When a man is short of money he finds most of his friends whom he meets short-sighted
When a man is short of money he finds most of his friends whom he meets short-sighted. ...

Whether tall men or short men are best Or bold men or modest and shy men I can't say but this I protest All the fair are in favor of Hy-men Charlemagne was in need of amusement Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant Ma what is a Panama man called Ah Adversity is not without comfort--your enemy may be in harder luck than you Yes there is one part of the dough-nut that wouldn't give you dyspepsia MRS

What's the matter here MRS How by the statesman insincere Man's weary soul is vexed When we first dined at a cafe We feared they'd drop their trays but later We learned somewhat to our dismay It takes--as scores of men will say-- A big tip to upset a waiter Rowley Powley pudding and pie Kissed the girls and made them cry To-morrow never comes they say; But all such talk is idle gush For when we have a debt to pay To-morrow gets there with a rush 'Tis now the wily urchin mocks The lynx-eyed cop along the docks And plunges in the cooling tide Arrayed in naught else but his hide An emblem of tenuity We witness every day; Behold the corset-and you'll see The whale-bone comes to STAY