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When a woman finds her dress does not match her complexion it is always easy enough to change her complexion
When a woman finds her dress does not match her complexion, it is always easy enough to change her complexion. ...
When I was eating my dinner to-day the butter ran
"When I was eating my dinner to-day the butter ran." "That's nothing. I was up-town last night and saw a cake walk." ...
When Lot found his wife transformed into a pillar of salt he was wise enough to let it go at that and not take a fresh one
When Lot found his wife transformed into a pillar of salt, he was wise enough to let it go at that and not take a fresh one. ...
When the curtain at the theater takes a drop the majority of the males in the audience go out to follow suit
When the curtain at the theater takes a drop the majority of the males in the audience go out to follow suit. ...
When the old man is shaking down the furnace carrying out the ashes feeding the cat and six kittens and making the beds remarked the observer of events and things of course he is too busy to hear his daughter in the parlor singing: 'Everybody Works bu
"When the old man is shaking down the furnace, carrying out the ashes, feeding the cat and six kittens, and making the beds," remarked the observer of events and things, "of course he is too busy to hear his daughter in the parlor, singing: 'Every...
When the penniless lordling to get a rich wife Of his own nationality fails He crosses the ocean with heart light and gay And robs the United States males
When the penniless lordling to get a rich wife Of his own nationality fails, He crosses the ocean with heart light and gay And robs the United States males. ...
When was money first invented
"When was money first invented?" "I don't know. When was it?" "When the dove brought the greenback to Noah." ...
When we first dined at a cafe We feared they'd drop their trays but later We learned somewhat to our dismay It takes--as scores of men will say-- A big tip to upset a waiter
When we first dined at a cafe We feared they'd drop their trays, but later We learned, somewhat to our dismay, It takes--as scores of men will say-- A big "tip" to upset a waiter. ...
When were walking-sticks first invented
"When were walking-sticks first invented?" "When?" "When Eve presented Adam with a little Cain." ...
When you see a young man cleaning a girl's bicycle they are engaged; but when you see the operation reversed they are married
When you see a young man cleaning a girl's bicycle, they are engaged; but when you see the operation reversed, they are married. ...
Where are you going my pretty maid
"Where are you going, my pretty maid?" "Out automobiling, sir," she said. "May I go with you, my pretty maid?" "If you can steer the old thing, you may," she said. ...
Where are you going my pretty maid
"Where are you going, my pretty maid?" "I'm going to cut the corn," she said. "Can I go with you, my pretty maid?" "You're no chiropodist," she said. ...
Where are you working now
"Where are you working now?" "I'm working down in a match factory." "How is business?" "Light." ...
Where did you get that hair on your coat
"Where did you get that hair on your coat?" "From the head of the bed." ...
Whether tall men or short men are best Or bold men or modest and shy men I can't say but this I protest All the fair are in favor of Hy-men
Whether tall men, or short men are best, Or bold men, or modest and shy men, I can't say, but this I protest, All the fair are in favor of Hy-men. ...
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Whether tall men or short men are best Or bold men or modest and shy men I can't say but this I protest All the fair are in favor of Hy-men
Charlemagne was in need of amusement
Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant
Ma what is a Panama man called
Ah
Adversity is not without comfort--your enemy may be in harder luck than you
Yes there is one part of the dough-nut that wouldn't give you dyspepsia
MRS
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What's the matter here
MRS
How by the statesman insincere Man's weary soul is vexed
When we first dined at a cafe We feared they'd drop their trays but later We learned somewhat to our dismay It takes--as scores of men will say-- A big tip to upset a waiter
Rowley Powley pudding and pie Kissed the girls and made them cry
To-morrow never comes they say; But all such talk is idle gush For when we have a debt to pay To-morrow gets there with a rush
'Tis now the wily urchin mocks The lynx-eyed cop along the docks And plunges in the cooling tide Arrayed in naught else but his hide
An emblem of tenuity We witness every day; Behold the corset-and you'll see The whale-bone comes to STAY