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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A man who drives away customers--the cabman
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A man who drives away customers--the cabman.
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If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A
Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up
Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The
First Thing In The Morning
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
Before
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In
New York
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of
Children
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How
Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To
Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked
Up A Hub And Spoke
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same
Amount Of Real Feeling
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military
Honors
What Is Love
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