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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A man with the heart disease is about the only chap who desires a
regular beat for a bosom friend
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A man with the heart disease is about the only chap who desires a
"regular beat" for a bosom friend.
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At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked:
Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By
A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The
Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
Husband--where's Your Mistress
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And
Then Died Remarked Mrs
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well--
Hence All His Ills;
And Nothing Now Agrees With Him
Excepting Pills
Pressed For Work--cider
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes
Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire
And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is
This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
How To Make Your Trousers Last
Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To
Succeed Without Pluck
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting
On His Hat And Coat
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid
We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm;
To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus
The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A
Dilapidated Condition
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are
Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are
Married
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
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