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A teacher in a high school asked a little wad of an Irish boy to describe a lake

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A teacher in a high school asked a little wad of an Irish boy to

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The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
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Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
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Let Me See Said The Minister
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I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A Harness For A Flea
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