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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




A teacher in a high school asked a little wad of an Irish boy to describe a lake

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A teacher in a high school asked a little wad of an Irish boy to

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A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
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Is It Raining Girls
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are Superstitious
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I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down There With The Itch
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When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
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A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
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He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
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