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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A poacher surprised at his work and pursued in his escape by a
vengefully thrown axe remarked as he vaulted a fence: I have
no fault to find with your remarks but I object to the
axe-sent
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A poacher, surprised at his work and pursued in his escape by a
vengefully thrown axe, remarked, as he vaulted a fence: "I have
no fault to find with your remarks, but I object to the
axe-sent."
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all my letters and I am still the same
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I Will Not Sit That Way
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry
Rich Ones To Settle Up
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was
Accustomed To
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In
New York
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of
Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round
In A Manner Most Absurd:
The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears
And This Is What She Heard:
Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The
Burning Deck
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She
Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front
Of Her Home
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off
The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt:
Now That's True Benevolence
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't
He
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked
Up A Hub And Spoke
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
--when Mrs
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't
Engaged
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