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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A young lady in Philadelphia is said to have had five lovers all
named Samuel
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A young lady in Philadelphia is said to have had five lovers, all
named Samuel. Her photograph album must be a book of Sams.
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was
Accustomed To
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied
And When The Performance Was Done
Alas
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred
Haunted Houses In New York
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat
One Day As He Chanced There To Stop
The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed
And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said:
Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied
Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying
Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
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