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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Adversity is not without comfort--your enemy may be in harder luck than you

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Adversity is not without comfort--your enemy may be in harder

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Husband--where's Your Mistress
Only Tells Half
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
Curious Isn't It
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
Pressed For Work--cider
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell