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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Adversity is not without comfort--your enemy may be in harder luck than you

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Adversity is not without comfort--your enemy may be in harder

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There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
When Was Money First Invented
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
Hush Not So Loud
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
I Will Not Sit That Way
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours