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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Adversity is not without comfort--your enemy may be in harder luck than you

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Adversity is not without comfort--your enemy may be in harder

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It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Do You Believe In Luck
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
The Hawk Was Dozing
The Street Car Lurched
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When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All Named Samuel
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew Upon The Purple Hills For I Am Worried Far Too Much By Falling Due Of Bills
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping