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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Adversity is not without comfort--your enemy may be in harder
luck than you
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Adversity is not without comfort--your enemy may be in harder
luck than you.
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Mrs
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
As He Walked With Baby
He Had To Confess
That Marriage With Him
Was A Howling Success
What Did You Wear Last Night
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
What Is Love
What Is The Secret Of Success
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just
Published
Mrs
What's The Matter Here
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing
And What Is That
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A
Good Man Down
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In
Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
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