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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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After a man has had occasion to employ a first-class lawyer it is
useless to tell him that talk is cheap
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After a man has had occasion to employ a first-class lawyer it is
useless to tell him that talk is cheap.
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Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
Her Face Was Happy
His Face Was Stern;
Her Hand Was In His'n
His'n Was In Her'n
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of
Stations Clearly And Distinctly
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The
Question
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A
Maltese Cross
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A
Week
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
So Maude Is Happily Married
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't
He
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is
Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
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