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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




After a man has had occasion to employ a first-class lawyer it is useless to tell him that talk is cheap

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After a man has had occasion to employ a first-class lawyer it is

useless to tell him that talk is cheap.











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Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of Stations Clearly And Distinctly
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
Are You The Photographer
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With Tiresome Callers
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He Meets Short-sighted
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Love They Say Is Blind
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others