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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




After a man has had occasion to employ a first-class lawyer it is useless to tell him that talk is cheap

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After a man has had occasion to employ a first-class lawyer it is

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There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
How Are You To-day
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
Is It Raining Girls
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
We Are Told That Gen
Knock And The World Knocks With You
Diner--hello
Are You The Photographer
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A Week
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them