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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




After a man has had occasion to employ a first-class lawyer it is useless to tell him that talk is cheap

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After a man has had occasion to employ a first-class lawyer it is

useless to tell him that talk is cheap.











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Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
Ah
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads: Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The Subway
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To A Count
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of Stations Clearly And Distinctly
Mrs
I Will Not Sit That Way
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
What's The Matter John
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
Hush Not So Loud
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced