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Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
Are You An Amateur Photographer
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same Amount Of Real Feeling
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In School
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant