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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




ALGY--Charming widow isn't she

Puns Home









ALGY--"Charming widow, isn't she? They say she is to marry

again."



CHOLLY--"I wouldn't want to be a widow's second husband."



ALGY--"Well, I'd rather be a widow's second husband than her

first, doncher-know."











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What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
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Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
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