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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




ALGY--Charming widow isn't she

Puns Home









ALGY--"Charming widow, isn't she? They say she is to marry

again."



CHOLLY--"I wouldn't want to be a widow's second husband."



ALGY--"Well, I'd rather be a widow's second husband than her

first, doncher-know."











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My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One Should Never Judge By Appearances
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
--i Want To Be An Angel
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The Thermometer
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark