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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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ALGY--Charming widow isn't she
Puns Home
ALGY--"Charming widow, isn't she? They say she is to marry
again."
CHOLLY--"I wouldn't want to be a widow's second husband."
ALGY--"Well, I'd rather be a widow's second husband than her
first, doncher-know."
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Puns
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The
Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish
Him From The Common Herd
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round
In A Manner Most Absurd:
The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears
And This Is What She Heard:
Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
An Excellent Reason
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was
Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same
Amount Of Real Feeling
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold
Rooms
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me
Something To Help My Memory
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