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An Irishman wandering up Fifth avenue saw in the window of a photographer's shop a large photograph of Mephisto

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An Irishman wandering up Fifth avenue saw in the window of a

photographer's shop a large photograph of Mephisto. He went

inside, and after gazing about the walls, said to the proprietor:

"I want to have a pichtur taken av meself an' me bruther. How


The proprietor named the figure.

"All right," said Pat. "Will you take it now?"

"Where is your brother?" asked the photographer. "He's in

Ireland," was the reply.

"Well my man," said the photographer, "we can't take his picture

unless he is here."

"That's funny," said Pat. "Ye took a pichtur of the divil, an'

he's down below."

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