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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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And did you never kiss a girl under the mistletoe
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"And did you never kiss a girl under the mistletoe?"
"Well, no; its pleasanter to kiss her under the nose."
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We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid
We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm;
To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus
The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
Bill Had A Billboard
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Her Face Was Happy
His Face Was Stern;
Her Hand Was In His'n
His'n Was In Her'n
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love
Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away
All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
Mr
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up
And Looked Her Over And Went Away
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