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An Irishman just landed seeing an electric-motor car running for the first time exclaimed: Well well Ould Nick must be pullin' it wid a string

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An Irishman, just landed, seeing an electric-motor car running

for the first time, exclaimed: "Well, well, Ould Nick must be

pullin' it wid a string."











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When Was Money First Invented
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