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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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An English motorist is quoted as saying that he classed
pedestrians as the quick and the dead: those who got out of the
way and those who didn't
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An English motorist is quoted as saying that he classed
pedestrians as the quick and the dead: those who got out of the
way and those who didn't.
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gift these diamond earrings are pretty but the stones are
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I Got Your Fare Didn't I
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish
Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's
Disposition
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
Why So Glum Blumly
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Mrs
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
What's The Matter Here
Were You Attached To The Place
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is
Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell
Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Are Your Folks Well To Do
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water
Pitchers
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish
Him From The Common Herd
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