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An English motorist is quoted as saying that he classed pedestrians as the quick and the dead: those who got out of the way and those who didn't

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An English motorist is quoted as saying that he classed

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He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little As You Go Your Way; Bluffing May Not Always Help You-- Many Times It May
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me