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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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After wedding a rich heiress Price
Said Gambling's a terrible vice
But one thing I know
This matching for dough
Is a thing that's exceedingly nice
Puns Home
After wedding a rich heiress, Price
Said, "Gambling's a terrible vice,
But one thing I know,
This matching for dough
Is a thing that's exceedingly nice."
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Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
I Will Not Sit That Way
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How
Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Mrs
What Is The Secret Of Success
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps
Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be
Ninety-five Per Cent
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The
Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition
Wagon
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because
She Is Always On The Watch
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A
Week
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
I'm Nearly Starved
So Maude Is Happily Married
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical
Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife
Of His Own Nationality Fails
He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay
And Robs The United States Males
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was
Accustomed To
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
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