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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Ah

Puns Home









"Ah! I'm saddest when I sing,"

She sang in plaintive key;

And all the neighbors yelled,

"So are we! so are we."











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Puns

Are You An Amateur Photographer
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were
Mr
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
Why The Bare Idea
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
Mrs
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
What Do You Think Of Windig
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word; That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity