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Puns Home









"Ah! I'm saddest when I sing,"

She sang in plaintive key;

And all the neighbors yelled,

"So are we! so are we."











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I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
Bill Had A Billboard
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause When Mr
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
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