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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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"Ah! I'm saddest when I sing,"

She sang in plaintive key;

And all the neighbors yelled,

"So are we! so are we."











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Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
That Man Has Had Five Wives
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He Cared For Undressed Kids
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
So Maude Is Happily Married
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
The Hawk Was Dozing
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A Harness For A Flea
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup