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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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"Ah! I'm saddest when I sing,"
She sang in plaintive key;
And all the neighbors yelled,
"So are we! so are we."
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Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Mrs
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
--when Mrs
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For
The Health
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But
When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred
Haunted Houses In New York
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The
Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A
Dilapidated Condition
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes
Made While You Wait
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
What's The Matter John
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A
Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's
Whereabouts
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On
Land Is A Songstress
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife
Of His Own Nationality Fails
He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay
And Robs The United States Males
Mike D' I Ever Tell Ye The Story About The Dirty Window
A Dude From St
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