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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Your father has a strong box at home hasn't he Willie said the teacher

Puns Home









"Your father has a strong box at home, hasn't he, Willie," said

the teacher.



"Yes'm," replied Willie; "the one he keeps the limburger in."











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Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
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What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
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Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
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