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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Your father has a strong box at home hasn't he Willie said
the teacher
Puns Home
"Your father has a strong box at home, hasn't he, Willie," said
the teacher.
"Yes'm," replied Willie; "the one he keeps the limburger in."
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You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Mrs
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
He Who Courts And Goes Away
May Court Again Another Day;
But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still
May Go To Court Against His Will
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied
Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying
Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell
Dinner
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A
Rainy Day
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish
Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same
Amount Of Real Feeling
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
When Was Money First Invented
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How
Could Dey Tell If We Got It
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
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