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He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Your father has a strong box at home hasn't he Willie said the teacher

Puns Home









"Your father has a strong box at home, hasn't he, Willie," said

the teacher.



"Yes'm," replied Willie; "the one he keeps the limburger in."











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You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The Minister
You Were Thrown Out
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
What's The Matter John
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't Engaged
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes Practice Inside Of It
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
Tom--what's That
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Cohen Left The Ball-game
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really It's A Sin To Pay $50
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer