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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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You were thrown out
Puns Home
"You were thrown out?" remarked the ash barrel. "That's what you
get for being crooked."
"The crookedness, is not my fault," said the nail. "I was driven
to it by a woman."
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What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew
Upon The Purple Hills
For I Am Worried Far Too Much
By Falling Due Of Bills
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face
Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because
She Is Always On The Watch
Mrs
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide
Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To
A Count
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And
The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A
Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be
Booked To Beat The Favorite
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
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