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Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten Dollars
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
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I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of Children