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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Ah
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Yes said a landlord sadly whose tenant had made a moonlight flitting appearances are deceitful; but disappearances are still more so

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"Yes" said a landlord, sadly, whose tenant had made a moonlight

"flitting," "appearances are deceitful; but disappearances are

still more so."











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Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
So Maude Is Happily Married
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken