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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Yes I have seen the day when Mr

Puns Home









"Yes, I have seen the day when Mr. Hart the millionaire, did not

have a pair of shoes to cover his feet."



"And when was that, pray?"



"At the time he was bathing."











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Special Rules For Guests
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
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She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
He's A Professional Grafter
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
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He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
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