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He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Yes I have seen the day when Mr

Puns Home









"Yes, I have seen the day when Mr. Hart the millionaire, did not

have a pair of shoes to cover his feet."



"And when was that, pray?"



"At the time he was bathing."











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Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Curious Isn't It
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For The Health
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
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