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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Widowhood makes a woman unselfish

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"Widowhood makes a woman unselfish." "Why so?" "Because she

ceases to look out for Number One and begins to look out for

Number Two."











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This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With Tiresome Callers
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
What's The Matter Here
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be Completed
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
Three Women May A Secret Keep If As It Has Been Said There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not And The Other Two Are Dead
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
Where Are You Working Now
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The Question
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References