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Widowhood makes a woman unselfish

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"Widowhood makes a woman unselfish." "Why so?" "Because she

ceases to look out for Number One and begins to look out for

Number Two."











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She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
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I Will Not Sit That Way
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me Unconscious For Several Hours
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In School
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