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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Why is Miss B---- wearing black
Puns Home
"Why is Miss B---- wearing black?"
"She is in mourning for her husband."
"Why, she never had a husband!"
"No, that is why she mourns."
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A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New
York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each
Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
So Maude Is Happily Married
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said
The Teacher
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events
And Things
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't
Engaged
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
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