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Why do all bank cashiers run to Canada

Puns Home









"Why do all bank cashiers run to Canada?"



"Give it up."



"Because that's the only place Toronto."











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A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
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Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
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What Did You Wear Last Night
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
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