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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Why don't you demand $50000 instead of $5000
Puns Home
"Why don't you demand $50,000 instead of $5,000?" said the
lawyer.
"Oh, because," explained the lady of the breach of promise suit.
"Then he might change his mind and want to marry me."
Next: I'll admit said Mrs
Previous: A recent school examination in England elicited the following
definitions:
Noah's wife wrote one boy was called Joan of Arc
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Puns
What Is Love
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads:
Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
Subway
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A
Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It
Does You To Punish You
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To
That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas
Bills
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of
Stations Clearly And Distinctly
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill;
He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will;
Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through
You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
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