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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Why are pugilists like chickens

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"Why are pugilists like chickens?"



"Because they live on 'scraps!'"











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Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The Minister
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down There With The Itch
Mrs
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An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
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