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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Why are pugilists like chickens

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"Why are pugilists like chickens?"



"Because they live on 'scraps!'"











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I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses So Often It's Brought To Your Minds People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes Practice Inside Of It
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Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down There With The Itch
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The Society Of The Great
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To Describe A Lake
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Wife--got A Dollar
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy