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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Why are pugilists like chickens
Puns Home
"Why are pugilists like chickens?"
"Because they live on 'scraps!'"
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Puns
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All
Named Samuel
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's
Disposition
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
What's The Matter With Smith
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
That Man Has Had Five Wives
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Scene--cabstand
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On
The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
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