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Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
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Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Why does a donkey eat thistles
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"Why does a donkey eat thistles?" asked a Texas teacher of one of
the largest boys in the class.
"Because he is an ass, I reckon."
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You Treat Me Cried Mrs
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me
A Circumstance I Dreaded
But The Only Likeness I Can See
Is That We're Both Bald-headed
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Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked
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Maud--how Do You Define Love
Mrs
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His
Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The
Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
An Excellent Reason
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
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