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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

Why does a donkey eat thistles

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"Why does a donkey eat thistles?" asked a Texas teacher of one of

the largest boys in the class.

"Because he is an ass, I reckon."

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Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
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Why The Bare Idea
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
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He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
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He's A Professional Grafter
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
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