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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Whether tall men or short men are best Or bold men or modest and shy men I can't say but this I protest All the fair are in favor of Hy-men

Puns Home









Whether tall men, or short men are best,

Or bold men, or modest and shy men,

I can't say, but this I protest,

All the fair are in favor of Hy-men.











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The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
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A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
How Are You To-day
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well-- Hence All His Ills; And Nothing Now Agrees With Him Excepting Pills
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
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I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
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