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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Whether tall men or short men are best Or bold men or modest and shy men I can't say but this I protest All the fair are in favor of Hy-men

Puns Home









Whether tall men, or short men are best,

Or bold men, or modest and shy men,

I can't say, but this I protest,

All the fair are in favor of Hy-men.











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--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
Electricity Is A Great Educator
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All Named Samuel
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred Haunted Houses In New York
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
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Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
Do You Believe In Luck
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
Why So Glum Blumly
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing And What Is That
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right