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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Whether tall men or short men are best
Or bold men or modest and shy men
I can't say but this I protest
All the fair are in favor of Hy-men
Puns Home
Whether tall men, or short men are best,
Or bold men, or modest and shy men,
I can't say, but this I protest,
All the fair are in favor of Hy-men.
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Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The
Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
What Do You Think Of Windig
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas
Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are
Awfully Small
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The
Question
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This
Morning
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was
Accustomed To
Gee Whizz
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A
Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew
Upon The Purple Hills
For I Am Worried Far Too Much
By Falling Due Of Bills
Mr
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A
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One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
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I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
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May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
I Will Not Sit That Way
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You
Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
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