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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Whether tall men or short men are best Or bold men or modest and shy men I can't say but this I protest All the fair are in favor of Hy-men

Puns Home









Whether tall men, or short men are best,

Or bold men, or modest and shy men,

I can't say, but this I protest,

All the fair are in favor of Hy-men.











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The Street Car Lurched
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were
Bill Had A Billboard
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
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A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife