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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Whether tall men or short men are best Or bold men or modest and shy men I can't say but this I protest All the fair are in favor of Hy-men

Puns Home









Whether tall men, or short men are best,

Or bold men, or modest and shy men,

I can't say, but this I protest,

All the fair are in favor of Hy-men.











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The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be Completed
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down In That Hole
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
Love They Say Is Blind
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
I Will Not Sit That Way
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
He's A Professional Grafter
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Where Are You Working Now
Doing Anything Now Bill
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of Children
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase