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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Whether tall men or short men are best Or bold men or modest and shy men I can't say but this I protest All the fair are in favor of Hy-men

Puns Home









Whether tall men, or short men are best,

Or bold men, or modest and shy men,

I can't say, but this I protest,

All the fair are in favor of Hy-men.











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City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
Lady--what
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It