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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Yes there is one part of the dough-nut that wouldn't give you
dyspepsia
Puns Home
"Yes, there is one part of the dough-nut that wouldn't give you
dyspepsia."
"And what part is that?"
"The hole in the middle!"
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She--are You Fond Of Tea
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends
My Savings Are Complete;
I Light The Candle At Both Ends
And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry
Rich Ones To Settle Up
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A
Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On
Your Knees
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A
Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's
Whereabouts
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
Woman Without Killing Her
Little Mary Quite Contrary
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum
And The Admission To Sing Sing
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim
Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In
New York
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