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I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Mrs
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
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Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Yes there is one part of the dough-nut that wouldn't give you
dyspepsia
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"Yes, there is one part of the dough-nut that wouldn't give you
dyspepsia."
"And what part is that?"
"The hole in the middle!"
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
--when Mrs
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With
All Their Fruit
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
Ah
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A
Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight
On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
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Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water
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A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He
Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum
And The Admission To Sing Sing
What Did You Wear Last Night
Young M
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
And So Prof
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The
Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
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