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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Yes there is one part of the dough-nut that wouldn't give you dyspepsia

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"Yes, there is one part of the dough-nut that wouldn't give you

dyspepsia."



"And what part is that?"



"The hole in the middle!"











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What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Curious Isn't It
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word; That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt: Now That's True Benevolence
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
What Is A Swell Affair Jim