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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Ah
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Yes there is one part of the dough-nut that wouldn't give you dyspepsia

Puns Home











"Yes, there is one part of the dough-nut that wouldn't give you

dyspepsia."



"And what part is that?"



"The hole in the middle!"











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Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Tom--what's That
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be Booked To Beat The Favorite
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be Completed
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of Children
Are You The Photographer
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died