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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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How Are You To-day
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Yes there is one part of the dough-nut that wouldn't give you dyspepsia

Puns Home











"Yes, there is one part of the dough-nut that wouldn't give you

dyspepsia."



"And what part is that?"



"The hole in the middle!"











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Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
Well Have You Anything To Say
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
What's The Matter John
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
Mrs
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say: The Saw's More Sad Than Witty The Public Gathers 'round To Play The Trust Controls The Kitty
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
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