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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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You ought to sleep well, You lie so easily
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You ought to sleep well, You lie so easily!
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Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On
Me Own Clothes
Mrs
He Who Courts And Goes Away
May Court Again Another Day;
But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still
May Go To Court Against His Will
Bill Had A Billboard
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
He Used To Send Her Roses;
He Sent Them Every Hour
But Now They're Married And He Sends
Her Home A Cauliflower
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
Is The Proprietor In
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied
Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying
Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love
Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
Well Have You Anything To Say
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't
Engaged
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
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