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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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YOUNG M
Puns Home
YOUNG M.D.--That jig is up.
OLD M.D.--What do you mean?
YOUNG M.D.--That fellow with St. Vitus's dance died this morning.
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Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up
And Looked Her Over And Went Away
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A
Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The
First Thing In The Morning
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
What's The Matter Here
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw
Away Some Rotten Eggs
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He
Meets Short-sighted
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To
Mend The Break Of Day
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A
Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
Is It Raining Girls
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky
Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out
Jeffries
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The
Question
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
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