There was once a grown-up lad in the County Leitrim, and he was strong and lively, and the son of a rich farmer. His father had plenty of money, and he did not spare it on the son. Accordingly, when the boy grew up he liked sport better ... Read more of Teig O'kane And The Corpse at Scary Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
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YOUNG M.D.--That jig is up.



OLD M.D.--What do you mean?



YOUNG M.D.--That fellow with St. Vitus's dance died this morning.











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A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Well Have You Anything To Say
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
Husband--where's Your Mistress
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
--i Want To Be An Angel
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove