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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Ah
Mrs
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




YOUNG M

Puns Home











YOUNG M.D.--That jig is up.



OLD M.D.--What do you mean?



YOUNG M.D.--That fellow with St. Vitus's dance died this morning.











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I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of Children
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
What's The Matter Here
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
Mr
He's A Professional Grafter
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
If Tough Spells Tough
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
Little Mary Quite Contrary
The Street Car Lurched
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A Conclusion
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another