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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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SHE--You can't eat cake and keep it
Puns Home
SHE--You can't eat cake and keep it.
HE--Oh, yes, you can--the kind you make.
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Puns
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me
Something To Help My Memory
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
Tom--what's That
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As
It Were
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
Why So Glum Blumly
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's
Disposition
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
What's The Matter John
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
What Do You Think Of Windig
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
These Verses Make No Sense Said She;
I Can't Tell What They Mean
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