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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




She thinks that her husband is very economical

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"She thinks that her husband is very economical."



"In what way?"



"She says that although he is passionately fond of cloves, he

never eats but one at a time."











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If I Might Hold That Hand Again
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Do You Believe In Luck
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said: You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular Song
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
Is It Raining Girls
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are Superstitious
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Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
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Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are Still More So
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String