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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




She thinks that her husband is very economical

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"She thinks that her husband is very economical."



"In what way?"



"She says that although he is passionately fond of cloves, he

never eats but one at a time."











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Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The Thermometer
Mrs
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty