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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




She thinks that her husband is very economical

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"She thinks that her husband is very economical."



"In what way?"



"She says that although he is passionately fond of cloves, he

never eats but one at a time."











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Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
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The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Are You The Photographer
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If Tough Spells Tough
Do I Bore You
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
You Own Your Own House Don't You
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
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After All You Know Said Mr
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