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See here sir remonstrated the young gentleman I got up to give my seat to the lady not to you

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"See here, sir," remonstrated the young gentleman, "I got up to

give my seat to the lady, not to you."



"Ach, dat's all right. She's my vife," he responded placidly. And

he kept the seat.











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