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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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SHE (approvingly)--You won her hand then
Puns Home
SHE (approvingly)--You won her hand, then?
HE (rather glumly)--Humph--I presume so. I'm under her thumb.
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Puns
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
Are You The Photographer
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Knock And The World Knocks With You
Love They Say Is Blind
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And
Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank
Anyone That Broke That Vase
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said:
You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed
In
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
What Is Love
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say:
Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
How Are You To-day
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