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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Poor Lot's wife turned to salt alas
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Poor Lot's wife turned to salt, alas!
Her fate was most unkind.
No doubt she only wished to see
How hung her skirt behind.
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A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until
She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish
Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
The Landlord Came To Mrs
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For
The Health
Mrs
If Tough Spells Tough
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are
Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are
Married
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This
Boarding-house
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed
But That Alas
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle
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Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And
Then Died Remarked Mrs
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
You Were Thrown Out
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those
Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time
So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
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